Worse than looking old

by Mir | Jul 17, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

Ummm… I’m… well… uhhhhhh…. I’m speechless. But maybe you would like a free sample of drinkable collagen. Drinkable. Collagen. From their testimonials: My skin seems firmer and the corners of my mouth appear more uplifted! BJO (Was...

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

by Mir | Jul 16, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

I would love to take the credit for this, but alas, I cannot. My new friend Kim (who apparently thinks the same way I do) was kind enough to point this out for my enjoyment. So, uh, just in case your johnson needs levelling (or needs to be marked and mounted?), and...

Oh, no. Just NO.

by Mir | Jul 10, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Three words that should never, ever be strung together. EVER: Disposable, Fashionable Swimwear. From the site: You have to tie it onto your body. If you are (for example) a size 4, you have to tie it tighter than if you are a size 10. Lighter colors may be more...

Oh, obviously. . . .

by Mir | Jul 6, 2006 | Retail gone wrong

Thanks to Brenda for forwarding me the Daily Candy Weekend Edition. It features Tramp Lamps as a recommended buy, summing it up this way: What: Teddies, bustiers, and corsets make for hilarious light fixtures. Why: The lady is a tramp. Oh, well then…. I’ll...

Pampered pets

by Mir | Jul 1, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Pets, Retail gone wrong

I… don’t get it. But maybe you want to. If you’re gonna overinvest in your pet as a human stand-in, might as well do it for free, right?

Smells like free

by Mir | Jun 27, 2006 | Hot Hot Hot!, Retail gone wrong

Get a free perfume sample from Solodia. Choose from Deep Vanilla, Rich Cinnamon, Springtime Folly or Romantic Evening. Cinnamon perfume? Ummmm… okay. I know I’ve been out of the dating pool for a while, but “Oh, baby, you smell so good… just...