No, I say

Listen, I don’t care if it is 35% off. I don’t even care that you can get another $5 off on top of that. I am taking a stand here, because it’s important. The words “kangaroo” and “jerky” do not belong adjacent to one another....

So clever! So dainty!

Tired of taking your dog for regular walks? Unable to look up every now and then to see if Fido is standing by the door, whining and crossing his legs? Well, my friend, clearly you’re in need of a Tell Bell, so that your darling doggie can simply ring a bell...

So wrong, and yet so right

Imagine my delight and surprise to get back to the computer and decide to check out today’s Amazon deals… only to discover this awesome Valentine’s Day Gold Box deal. I first saw those sets a year or so ago and I still love them entirely too...

Sometimes words fail me

Because, really, how am I supposed to know what to say about something like this? Do I harp on the fact that it’s 27 inches long, or the fact that you can buy a 20 pound box of ’em? People, some days my job is hard.

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