This is another one that’s not going to arrive in time for Christmas, but maybe you’re already working on next Christmas, or birthdays or whatever.

Right now at Expressionery, coupon code MADNESS takes another 60% off already-reduced clearance prices. They boast a variety of high-quality paper products with personalization included in the price (hence the higher pricing than you might expect for generic items), so this might be a great time to order end-of-year teacher gifts or otherwise pat yourself on the back for thinking ahead.

Alternatively, you can just look at all of those wee, adorable notecards and wonder when, exactly, you started using email for absolutely everything. (I make Miss Manners cry, I am pretty sure.)

So you’ve made it all the way to December 22nd without finishing your holiday shopping, and now you fear you’ll have to… set foot in an actual store. Maybe not! If you shop online today, you can still avoid the dreaded mall.

Have nieces/nephews/grandkids needing a quick gift? Don’t forget that for every $40 in e-certificates you purchase from The Children’s Place, you’ll get another $10 for free. That means it’s a bargain and a little bonus for you. (And if you have actual shopping to do there today, use coupon code C7C2010 for 25% off your entire order!)

Shop until 1:00 p.m. Eastern today at The Discovery Channel Store and use coupon code 2Day; for $6.95, your order will get there on time with rush shipping.

I know most people don’t give the gift of shoes (but I sort of wish they would…), but order by 4:00 p.m. Eastern from 6pm.com and spend $100+, they’ll give you free, guaranteed-in-time-for-Christmas UPS shipping.

If you’re feeling spendy, any order of $99+ at Brookstone ships for free with coupon code EXPRESS if you shop before 5:00 p.m. Eastern today.

And finally, Amazon has a One-Day Shipping Store where everything ships in a day, for free. (That is, of course, aside from the Holiday Lightning Deals which would still arrive on time for those of us with Prime. Yes, I’m still stalking those.)

Stay safe out there, kids—don’t succumb to the mall!

Okay, you aren’t going to get this one in time for Christmas. But Batman is seasonless, I’m pretty sure.

Right now Deep Discount has Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology 1989-1997 on Blu-ray for just $12.75 shipped. For reference, the same set is currently $46 at Amazon, so I’m thinking $12.75 is a pretty good deal.

Plus, you can never have too much Batman.

[Edited to add: They also have the Ultimate Matrix Collection on Blu-ray for $14.25. That’s currently $45 at Amazon. Again, these won’t come in time for Christmas, but if you’re not in a hurry, it’s hard to beat the prices.]

If you’ve been looking at getting the Taylor Swift Band Hero software, but already have the instruments, today’s your lucky day: Buy.com has the Taylor Swift Band Hero Wii software for just $10 shipped.

Alternatively, if you’re currently Band-Hero-less, instruments can be purchase separately, if you’re not in a hurry and are willing to sniff ’em out, later.

I find it hard to believe that you haven’t found everything you need (and maybe some other stuff you didn’t know you needed!) at Amazon, but on the off chance that you find that last-minute panic setting in and Amazon isn’t doing it for you, I have good news!

For the next couple of hours (until 1:00 p.m. Eastern), you can still place an order at the Discovery Channel Store and it will arrive in time for Christmas. Better yet, use coupon code SHIPSFREE and you’ll get that super-speedy-shipping for free.

They still have a ton of kids’ toys (creative/education ones, too) marked way down, so they may just save the day if you’ve just realized you’re missing something.