Remember when I was all, “Oh, don’t buy a king-size bed unless you want to spend a fortune on sheets! Hahaha!”

Yeah, me neither. Ahem.

I still love my (still sort-of new) king bed, and I especially love deals like this one where you can get 1000 thread count king sheet sets for just $39.99. Although my beloved has informed me that I am not allowed to buy any more sheets. Hmph.

I love how this deal is limited to residents of New England and then also residents of Florida. Because the two places have so very much in common.

If you fill out a short survey here, you’ll receive a coupon for a free lunch at D’Angelo, good for up to $10 worth of food.

Mmmmm… free food.

Birthday party? School party? Holiday craft? Prize box rewards? Easter baskets?

Let’s face it: Sometimes you need a bunch of small plastic things and wacky pencils and who knows what else. And no one knows party favors and other related trappings like Oriental Trading Company. Right now you can also use coupon code WC75891 to get free shipping and 15% off on your $60+ order.

(Pssst! Don’t need enough for a $60 order? A couple of friends and I regularly used to combine our Oriental Trading orders so that we could use coupons.)

I really, really, really wish I hadn’t just stumbled across this. And I’d like to tell you that I’m drooling over the 75% off price and the free Super Saver Shipping, but that would be a lie.

I would also like to tell you that I want one for every single room of my house. That would be heaven on earth, right there.

Looking for cotton blankets? Check out these 100% Egyptian cotton blankets at Amazon. You have to have a little patience; they’re out of stock in most of the (very long) list of colors, but at last peek they still had at least 5 different colors in stock to choose from. It looks as though only twin size is left, but those twins are just $6.99 apiece.

I use polarfleece blankets on my kids’ beds in the winter, but a cotton blanket like this is ideal for the warmer months. Or, I suppose, under a bunch of other blankets in the colder months. Either way.

The Amazon Friday Sale is looking promising this week. I’ll be back with some of my picks after I throw my children under the bus. Er, after I walk the kids to the bus stop and kiss them goodbye with the utmost of care and love even though they left their boots at school and it’s snowing and they’re crying that their feet are cold.

Er, I’ll be back in a little bit.

(Okay! I’m back! And everyone is… not my problem until 3:15 or so.)

Once upon a time I hired some people to make our closets pretty. Suffice it to say that it cost a lot more than this deluxe closet, which is nearly the same thing except that you have to install it yourself.

You all went crazy over these headlamps last time they came around. I still don’t know why. But there you go.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t get the excitement over Prada stuff (particularly given the price). But that doesn’t mean that I don’t enjoy Prada plex parrot pin as a tongue-twister.

Ooooh… here’s an awesome tricycle at a great price. Perfect if your little dictator demands that you push, sometimes.

Excuse me while I pet the pretty Calphalon. What?

I have no idea why this is in the Friday Sale. But it sure looks neat, doesn’t it?

These blue full spectrum lights almost never go on sale. That’s an awesome price; so awesome, I’m thinking of trading in my old-fashioned light box for one. (If you have no idea what I’m talking about or why, then you don’t have SAD, and you are very lucky.)

Like Luna bars? Add $39 worth to your cart and you can take $10 off with coupon code BARS2007. Coupon code GROCERY4 may still be working for $10 off, as well. I’m gonna go test that out. Okay, yes—if you get your cart up to $49+, you can also use the GROCERY4 coupon, so you can get 4 boxes of Luna bars (that’s 60 bars) for under $30 shipped.

This one is only going to work if you have plenty of storage, but hear me out.

Hop on over to Amazon and check out this case of 10 reams of HP white multipurpose paper for just $6.34. It’s probably a price mistake, but who knows? Maybe not.

I added one to my cart. Shipping was about $10, and at first I thought, forget it—I’m not paying more for shipping than for the product. But then I thought about it, and that’s still 10 reams of paper for just over $16, which isn’t bad at all.

Then I thought about it some more and added a second case to my cart. Shipping only went up to $13. Now I’m getting 20 reams of paper for just over $25. Adding a third case brings the total to around $35 for 30 reams of paper.

Really want to milk the deal? Note on the product page that there are dollars-off coupons available from the merchant once your total (before shipping) hits $50. I can’t really see embracing the deal quite that fully, but there you go.

Go in on this with a few friends—say, a case or two for each of you—and you have an awesome deal on a product you always need.