Yo, Mommy!

The purveyors of my favorite decadent yogurt, YoBaby (mmmm… whole milk yogurt!), are at it again. Yes, Stonyfield Farm now has yogurt targeted at moms, and it’s called—what else?—YoMommy.

YoMommy’s so ugly, she eats this yogurt. YoMommy’s so funny-looking, she loads up on dairy. Hmmmm. See, I think the name is slightly unfortunate, but knowing Stonyfield Farm, I bet it tastes pretty good.

You can go try it for free, but don’t come back here yelling at me if people start hurling “Yo Mommy’s so…” insults.

Yo Mommy’s so full of calcium, she makes your bones stronger. Word.

Because it’s important to be wedgie-free

I’m sure it comes as no surprise at all to you that a classy lady such as myself favors Hanes underwear. Yes. You’re welcome.

They’ve got this line now that promises to keep you wedgie-free. I giggle every time I see it, because, can they guarantee no one will walk up and give you a wedgie? Really?? But the point, I guess, is that they’re comfortable and stay where they should. Okay, then.

More importantly, Hanes has recently gone tagless on all of their panties, which is pretty awesome. I mean, as long as we’re talking underwear.

Get free shipping automatically if your order exceeds $50, or choose which coupon saves you the most: KIDSUW gets you free shipping on any size order, while 20PCTOFF takes 20% off your entire order. Although I’m sure the Hanes folks would tell you that you simply cannot put a price on being wedgie-free.

Saturday deals

[Insert preamble here. I’m tired, and a little cranky.]

Free shipping is still going on at Dockers through that there link, and they’ve been a ton more stuff in the Sale section.

Free shipping is back at American Girl! Use coupon code P589112 through June 1st, 2008.

Remember that restaurant you always see listed at Restaurant.com but by the time you look, they’ve sold out their month’s quota already? It’s the beginning of the month—the perfect time to snap up certificates for those places that only release a set number. Use coupon code MOMand receive a bonus $10 deLa Flowers certificate. That’s $25 of dining and $10 of flowers for just $5.

Over at Family Christian, get $10 off your $50+ order or $20 off your $90+ order through that there link, until June 15th, 2008.

Through May 17th, 2008, select items in furniture, patio furniture and even lawn and garden items ship free from Target. (Lots of other stuff is shipping for free, as well. I like to go for the big stuff—it makes me feel like I’m saving the most money.)

Take $15 off your $200+ purchase at Overstock through that there link, through May 15th, 2008. Or—just this weekend—take 10% off jewelry and watches, instead.

CompUSA has some great deals this weekend, if you feel the need to get your geek on.

Today’s the last day for flat $5 shipping at Kohls, or use coupon code MVC8726 for free shipping if you’re a Kohls card holder. (Psssst! I haven’t tried this one yet, but SPECIAL20 should give you 20% off, too.)

Have fun out there, and don’t forget that all the money you save can be spent on cute shoes. I mean, after you stock your emergency fund and your retirement and your kids’ college funds and all of that. But after that, cute shoes. Definitely.

Feeling Friday

Good morning! I don’t know about you, but I’ve had a rather long and unpleasant week, so I’m eager to get this party started. And by “get this party started” I mean “say good-bye to the week and sleep late tomorrow.”

Thankfully the Amazon Friday Sale is here to make it all better.

(Although, right now all of the clothing and apparel appears to be out of stock, which makes me wonder if they’re having a bit of a glitch over at Amazon. Weird.)

Hey, they’ve got Mother’s Day on the brain over there. You could pick up a cheap digital picture keychain or the interchangeable frame 6.5-inch Philips frame on the cheap. Or you could go with the single frame Philips for 53% off, which is probably your cheapest great-quality choice. (Of course, I still maintain that this frame is the biggest bang for your buck, as well as being a great value, but that’s a pricier option.)

Hey, you could always give Mom the gift of not getting lost. Tell her it was 52% off and it may just bring a tear to her eye.

I know it looks like an elaborate torture device, but I can assure you that this hammock chair is one of the most comfortable things ever. And $29.99 is the cheapest I’ve ever seen it.

Maybe Mama wants a serger. (Not me. I still have nightmares about the sewing machine whose bobbins were trying to kill me. Don’t ask.)

Got allergies? How about some hypo-allergenic pillows?

This Oral-B sonic toothbrush has two cleaning modes, one specifically for sensitive teeth. I don’t know if that second mode just gently coaxes the plaque off (“You can do it, teeth! I believe in you!”) or what, but it sounds good, no?

Have a great Friday, everyone!

A bicycle built for two. . . cheapskates

No, really. Where else are you going to find a tandem for $139 shipped??

I’m thinking of getting this to coax my reluctant kiddo out on the trail.

Now if only I could find a pair of stronger legs marked down at Amazon….

More Mother’s Day goodies?

I spy with my little eye all sorts of things in the Red Envelope Sale Section suitable for giving to your mom, or a mom you love, or as a reward for yourself, or just a little token of your gratitude to your favorite bargain blogger. You know, whatever. Just thinking out loud, here.

Use coupon code PFXNXTJMPRE for an additional 10% off, too.

To go with your new Siggs

So, did you go ahead and order your family some delightful BPA-free bottles after reading this post? I did, after waffling about it endlessly for a while. And then I realized that the Sigg’s narrow necks mean our ice won’t fit in them. And I need ice cold water in the summer, people.

I went looking around and discovered that many of the tube-ice trays are rated as being very hard to use, because the ice is hard to extract. If only they made such a thing in, I don’t know, a flexible material! Oh, wait—they do! The price isn’t too impressive, but it’s part of the 4-for-3 promotion, so it could be worth it if you’re picking up other eligible items, or if you want to give the gift of silicone tube ice trays to a whole bunch of people this year.

Or maybe you want eight trays. Hey, that’s between you and your Sigg bottles. I don’t judge.

It cannot just be me

I’m sorry for sharing this, truly, but… um… does anyone else see something really, really wrong with this?

It’s something about the whole stance/position of it. It just makes me wonder what, exactly, is in that there sno-cone, y’know?

In the immortal words of my beloved husband: That’s just very wrong.

Oh yeah, me and Eddie, we’re tight

It’s time for the Friends and Family Sale over at Eddie Bauer, and not a moment too soon. While the additional savings cannot be used on their clearance items (drat!), you have until May 4th, 2008, to use it on everything else. And they have a wide array of bathing suits, just in case you didn’t get one yet. (Summer is coming, like it or not….)

Okay. So. Just do your shopping and then apply coupon code SUM8FRFAM to take an additional 30% off your order. Eddie told me to tell you that you’re worth it.

They’ve got it all for the home

If you haven’t been over to Domestications lately, let me help you out: For the month of May, get $15 off your $100+ order through that there link, or use coupon code D8F15AFF at checkout if it doesn’t automatically appear.

They carry a plethora of bedding and other home items, and there are often great deals to be had in the Clearance Section. Just be sure to read the specs on anything you’re thinking of getting—I’ve found their quality varies quite a bit. Some of their stuff is a true value, and some of it is… erm… not. Just pay attention when you’re selecting.

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