Many thanks to pretty reader Jamie for letting me know that today only (that’s December 17th, 2007), you can save 20% on your entire order at either Leaps and Bounds or One Step Ahead. Just use coupon code ONESAVBE at either site.

It applies to sale items as well, so while I know you may be all burned out on buying toys and such, this is a great chance to pick up a large item of baby gear (stroller, highchair, etc.) if you’re in the market for one.

They don’t have any actual babies for sale, though. I checked.

But if you’re still on the hunt for the cheap toys, I’ll give you a hint.

Here’s where you can look at all of the Amazon-offered (therefore, free super saver shipping eligible, in most cases) toys which are 70% – 99% off.

You’re welcome.

I actually have stuff to do today, so my time combing through the deals is going to be sort of limited. Thank goodness. I feel sort of hungover. I think that’s just the cold I have, but it could be a result of overdosing on deals. (I feel so dirty.)

If you’re tired of toys, there’s a ton of kitchen and dining markdowns that are too numerous for me to list. If you have some time and some money to burn, you might want to go have a look.

Did you get your kid a Leapster last year (like every other parent on the planet)? If you’re willing to overlook the fact that Amazon seems to have forgotten how to sort by price (Amazon, I do not think that word means what you think it means), there are plenty of Leapster cartridges deeply discounted right now.

I spent the better part of two months and about $50 on a karaoke machine for my daughter, so of course this one is now 65% off. Hmph. (Word to the wise—this is not as fully-functioned as most karaoke players, but it does have “extra” features like judging, which would be really fun for a kid who’s a big American Idol fan.)

The Cranium Super Forts are a hot toy this year, and while the jungle fort is not quite as versatile as some of the others, at 65% off it’s hard to be too critical.

Need a Lite Brite for a big kid? People are buying Lite-Brite FX Flash Art as a retro decor item for grown-ups, looks like. I’m not sure why. But hey, it’s 75% off. (This Spiderman one is even cheaper, if you’d rather.)

These purse pals remind me of the old-time Polly Pockets, like the ones I had as a little kid (not today’s skanky ones). I think that since they’re animals, it’s harder to make them sleazy. Heh.

And winning the prize for Most Likely To Cause Your Small Child to Swoon When Found Under the Tree on Christmas Morning—Tek Nek Lightning Spring Horse. At 70% off. (Man. Is this where I tell you that when I was a kid, rocking horses weren’t soft and cushy, and they sure as heck didn’t have sound effects? Also, we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow to get to ours, you know.)

If my daughter were a bit younger, I would totally buy this bunny hop Madame Alexander doll and save it for her Easter basket. Sooooo cute. Sooooo 70% off.

Need a toddler gift? The cuteness, it hurts me: Moo Mower (70% off).

Keep in mind that you’re cutting it close for Christmas shipping, at this point, but you can always upgrade (or get a jump on your shopping for next year)….

Why yes, I am still going through the toy deals at Amazon. They keep changing, so it’s sort of like my version of gambling. Will it be $5? $70? $10.99? Who knows! It’s totally random!

My children are too big for it, but I have a soft spot in my heart for this Radio Flyer pedal car. That’s the sort of classic toy I always wanted to get for them, but was always too expensive. $56.99 shipped is the cheapest I’ve ever seen it.

Remote controlled insects, you say? 70% off, $15 apiece? Get this one or this one.

You’ve gotta love it when the under $5.99 section starts out with a deeply discounted human brain and human heart. (“Merry Christmas! Start dissecting!”) (Lots of goodies in there.)

I’d never seen these before, but they’re pretty cool: Squashblox!

How about a toy for you? The Magellan Maestro 3100 made the best of 2007 for GPS units, and it’s currently just $145 (59% off).

I think I may need some eggnog. I’ve had a very hard week, what with all these toy deals.

This sale has to end soon, for the sake of my schedule. Not to mention my marriage. Lord.

Anyway! Would you like some more toy deals? Of course you would. Please, allow me. It would be my pleasure.

This is a really cool gear set (70% off) for ages 7-11. If you have younger kids, the goofy grins (70% off) and boogie buddy (67% off) sets are for ages 5+.

These are not wood. No, really, they’re Knotwud! (Awesome foam block set, 70% off.)

This Melissa and Dough Dragon is only 60% off (isn’t it great when I don’t consider that a really good deal?), but it’s just so cool. (29″ long, too—it’s huge.)

How about some educational games? Check out dino math tracks (ages 6-9) or spill your guts (ages 7-10), both 70% off.

There’s plenty of Tamagotchi V4s marked down to $4.50; these are actually quite fun, and my kids have ones that cost a lot more, back from when they were new technology.

You know I am not a fan of Barbie, but… but… well, just look at these Fairyoke Wings! That’s really sort of cute. (And 70% off.)

I have a feeling the Friday Sale is going to be a letdown, after all of this….