I’m just going to say this up front: If you don’t use a lot of paper, this is probably not the deal for you. (Unless you have children, of course—in that case, of course you use a lot of paper. Even if it’s in the form of “Look, Mom, I made you something!”)

But if two cases of paper sounds pretty sweet to you, try this one out. Right now Office Depot has cases of 30% recycled Hammermill paper for $52.39 apiece. Not such a great deal, you’re thinking? Stop being so impatient.

1) If you buy two cases ($104.78 in your cart), you can apply coupon code 90039496 to save $20, making your up-front total $84.78.
2) It ships for free.
3) You can redeem this rebate twice, once for each box—that’s $32.40 back for each case, or nearly $65 coming back to you.
4) Your total when all is said and done is just under $20—$10/box—or about a dollar a ream.

I’m not a huge fan of rebates—I mean, sure, wouldn’t we rather save the money up-front?—but for deals like this I make an exception.

Aaaaahhhhh, Saturday! I love you. Please marry me. I’m sure my husband will only mind a little bit. All’s fair in love and sleeping in, after all.

Let’s see what today holds for us. (And by “holds for us,” I of course mean “has in the way of bargains you can totally justify.”)

I have been eyeing this Pure Komachi 2 knife set for a while, and today if you buy it directly from Amazon it’s just $50. Great reviews, though I’m still trying to decide what it says about me if I buy a rainbow of knives instead of something more serious-looking.

Did you know that it’s Overstocktober? It totally is! Screaming deals every day, plus chances to win and specials all month long. Today’s deals include a couple of GPS bargains, but there’s goodies all over the site. (Related, kind of: It’s also Crocktober! Yay for a new crock recipe every day this month!)

Today is Old Navy’s 16th birthday! Can you believe it? Now it’s old enough to drive and say “You’re not the boss of me!” with true conviction. To celebrate, they’re offering all sorts of things for just $16 each, plus free shipping when you spend $50+ (use code ONSHIP50). Meanwhile, Gap is offering 30% off most outerwear, and offering free shipping on $50 with code GAPSHIP50. As the two stores share a cart, I’m not entirely sure what happens if you try to combine those two offers. Possibly a rift in the space-time continuum. Worth a try, though, right?

In honor of Columbus Day, all kinds of stuff is 50% off at Children’s Place, including Halloween costumes! Plus you can use coupon code SORRY to save an additional 20%. Which is kind of crazy.

I’m not looking at 6pm. Not looking. Not looking. Okay, maybe just with one eye. (They’ve got a rare men’s shoe event going on, as well as brands like Ugg and Fitzwell in the spotlight. I’m only human, people.)

Don’t forget to scope out your local Groupon deal for today, or just waltz on over to the San Antonio Groupon to snag $30 to Blonde Birdie for just $15! Their stuff is adorable! (Look in the sidebar after you click through for this deal—it’s in kind of tiny print.)

I’m in the mood for something kind of Halloween-y (it’s coming up, you know), so I think we’ll have a very spooky contest later today. Be sure to check back!

It’s been One Of Those Weeks. This morning my alarm went off and my first thought was “Hey, I can sleep in tomorrow.” You know it’s been a crazy long week when the thought of sleeping past 5:30 is the happiest thing you can think of. Yeah.

Anyway! I have to get through today before the Joy Of Sleep, so let’s get to it.

Oh, Amazon Friday Sale! I keep hoping you’ll cough up something great, like the old days. You do have these Annie’s Homegrown Bunny Friends at $14.34 shipped (when buying via Subscribe & Save) for 6 boxes, which is a great price for an all-natural Teddy Grahams alternative. So that’s nice. And of course if I was in need of several billion pounds of coffee, I’d know where to go…. Also—it’s not part of the Friday Sale, but—if you want six jars of Skippy Natural Creamy Peanut Butter for just $9.30 delivered, buy via Subscribe & Save and apply coupon code SKWISHEL; the combination of discounts takes off 30%, making this natural PB cheaper than the processed stuff.

The Amazon Gold Box today holds a Panasonic Arc IV Nanotech Vortex Shaver for $105, which—believe it or not—is about $50 cheaper than you can get it elsewhere. Personally, for over a hundred bucks I expect my razor to also make me breakfast, but whatever. People really seem to love it, so there you go. And finally, I know nothing about this brand, but an organic cotton layette set for just $6.95 shipped (you do have Prime now, right?) seems pretty darn gift-closet-worthy, to me.

Toys ‘R’ Us is not only having a giant Columbus Day sale today and tomorrow, they even have this year’s Lego City Advent Calendar in stock (and on sale). For your shopping pleasure, orders of $100+ automatically ship for free, and if you spend $75+ you can use coupon code 940710 for 20% off your order. You could knock out a chunk of holiday shopping before the real frenzy begins!

I know we may be all shoe-d out from yesterday (if there is such a thing), but today 6pm is doing their end-of-season sale on sandals. Plus Keens are up to 55% off! Just sayin’.

Have you checked out Groupon lately? I’ve gotten some great local deals in addition to the national ones. Today’s side deal in Cincinnati is $15 for $40 worth of products at pH Advantage, if you’ve been wanting to try some fancy skin products at less-fancy prices.

I pinky swear I will have contest winners for you later today (I owe you from this week and also last weekend). Honest. And after that, I’m totally going to be more organized. Hee. I’m funny.

Tell the truth: Do you still have that futon you picked up on the side of the road when you were in college? Or a hand-me-down dresser that’s perfectly fine because you’ve got a 2×4 wedged under that busted back leg?

I feel you. I only got rid of the last of my “pre-adult” furniture a couple of years ago. And part of how I did it was by shopping the Outlet at Home Decorators Collection, one of my very favorite places to get more expensive (read: not junky) furniture on the cheap.

So when I got the email this morning saying that they’re now doing automatic free shipping on orders of $299+, I may have done a little dance of glee.

Of course, their prices tend to be so low that paying for shipping wasn’t a huge problem, but if you can get it shipped for free, so much the better. Now go forth and seriously, get a real rug for in there. One the dog hasn’t puked on, yet.